The Guidance Counselor… The Upcoming Comedian

Randy Fife

Samuel Baker, Author

Randy the Rib Man. That is his name. Do you believe his jokes are good… or lame. Everyday, we hear a new announcement and there’s never a disappointed face when you see the legend about to crack a joke. Our teachers listen to make sure the students are kept up with the news, while the students are there to laugh or cry after the daily comedian makes his rounds. Yesterday, we were spoiled rotten to hear not ONE but TWO jokes of the day. When I heard him create a punchline out of thin air, I was on the edge of my seat. “What do you call a line of zombies?” A DEADLINE!!! He killed it (literally). I give it a 6.5/10. Then he sprung us a with the tomato joke. “What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?” KETCHUP!!! I don’t know what was better the shock of two jokes in one day or the joke itself. I give an 8/10. Randy Fife blesses our ears and our hearts everyday, let’s find out how he will do it today!!