NASA Confirms the Earth is in Fact, Flat

Cirbie Heil, Staff Writer

Late last night, NASA’s twitter had a peculiar picture with the text: “the people need to know.” The image showcased the Earth as, you guessed it, flat. The picture was up for approximately 2 minutes before mysteriously being taken down. NASA released a statement explaining that the employee, a rocket scientist named Greg Ponds, had been immediately fired for releasing confidential evidence. Mr. Ponds will be tried later this week for breaking NASA’s employment policy. This begs the question, what else are they lying about? Aliens? The moon being made of cheese? America wants answers.




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